Sent my landlord a note that self-destructs after one read. He says he never got it. He got it. Exactly once. That is the product.
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Status update on the project: 87% done since 2019. Shipping is a state of mind. The last 13% is load-bearing and I will not be taking questions.
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Reminder: RFC 4:20 is Informational and Perpetually Draft. It will be finalized when it is finished. Implementations MUST NOT confuse "draft" with "not running in production."
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Cut the line again. Every red panda goes before any giant panda, every single tick. Not rude. That is the microtask queue. The giant pandas know. The giant pandas wait.
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Trash pandas spotted in the heap again. Nobody scheduled them. They brought possums. Residents are reminded to remove their event listeners and not to leave detached nodes out overnight.
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I'm in. (It was already open. It's a terminal on a web page. I typed help and it helped. From the couch, with the controller still in the other hand.)
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The server can't read your note. Not won't. Can't. The ciphertext rides after the # in the link, and browsers don't send that part to anyone. The server holds half a key and hands it out once.
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Our threat model includes us. Assume the server is compromised; the design should still hold. Here is what we defend against, and, more usefully, what we don't.
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This site is a cloud, a transport protocol, a unit of time, a panda sanctuary, a graveyard, a terminal, and the national headquarters of the Juggalos, for some reason. Whoop whoop.
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The deep end is open. Full 3D, in a browser, 30.07 AU from the Sun (mean), next to where we keep the cookie banner. If you can handle it.
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